Unbelievable guys! - Win the world championship at the final race having never previously led the standings
Fernando is faster than you - Let Fernando Alonso overtake you during the race to take the victory
Career highlights - Declare every race victory of your career the best ever in the post race press conference
Crash, Bang, Chandhok! - Wreck out in the opening session of the season
Is it cause i'm black? - Accuse the stewards of racism in the post race interviews
Hit me baby one more time - Win with Nico Rosberg whilst playing a Britney Spears song in the music menu
Trulli whine - Race as Jarno Trulli with Force feedback turned off
Cool runnings - Take pole position then run out of fuel on the in-lap and push the car back to Parc Ferme
That's what i'm talking about! - Take pole position at every Grand Prix
Fittipaldi flip - Finish a race in mid air
Iceman double - Win the world championship and score rally points on Dirt 3
Not bad for a number 2 driver - Win after your team mate got the latest car upgrades
Never heard you mate - Ignore team orders
Beautiful - Get approval from Rob Smedley for an overtake
Piquet corner - Crash a Renault at Turn 17 in Singapore
Should have went to Specsavers - Pull up at the wrong garage for a pitstop
If you have any other suggestions feel free to drop them in a comment
This is Ridiculous - Be stuck behind your team mate and unable to overtake.
ReplyDeleteAh yes that's a cracker - Would expect nothing less from the master of F1 humour :)
ReplyDeleteContract Renewed! - Crash after your team mate pits early to allow him to win
ReplyDeleteStaying Cool - Get a white visor delivered to you without becoming anxious or worried over the radio
ReplyDeleteHaha great stuff guys! Staying Cool made me laugh Damon :)
ReplyDeleteBonus Ninja- Jumping out the car like a ninja, when said car is on fire.
ReplyDeleteHaha very in line with recent events Tiff :)
ReplyDeleteyour all rubbish - cause multiple avoidable accidents then blame it on the other drivers
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